Do as the Mom says!

I: “Change you dinner schedule, go out in dark and be careful when you are in open.”

Baby: why mom?

“Stop questioning everything and follow what I say.”

okay!, says the little one but goes out anyway and gets poisoned.

:(

Why didn’t I mention that I saw the lady of house shop Mortein today?”

 

But what did I hear you say?

“Hello, ma?” She heard only this and ran towards the car screaming in joyful excitement. While driving, she congratulated her husband back home.

An hour later.

Room #55, she thrust open the door only to see a grim faced son-in-law lamenting inconsolably. The collection of new-born essentials, Coconut Prasad, Flowers went thud on the floor.